What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:11

You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
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Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.